|You Are a Cow|
You are stable and patient. You are able to do mundane tasks without resentment or boredom.
You are a caring, nurturing creature. You are willing to sacrifice a lot to take care of those you love.
You are smart and very observant. While you may seem passive, you are just taking in everything around you.
Damn!! I really need to stop now!! but these are soooo funny!!